Fruity Cargo Cult’s design flaws let her ex use tech for child coercion

Apple is under fire for a feature meant to keep families connected but which, in reality, has handed control to digital abusers.

Cash cow continues to die

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has managed another quarter of solid numbers while admitting that the iPhone cash cow is looking a bit sad.

Nadella snubs tech bros contract grovelling

While the rest of the US tech industry has tripped over itself trying to please President Donald Trump, Microsoft has refused to play along and Computerworld thinks that is soon going to come with a hefty price tag.

Job’s Mob abused its near-total control

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has had its halo dented in the UK, after losing a landmark £1.5 billion class action that accused it of gouging developers and users through its notorious App Store tollbooth.

Outfit still on a tightrope

Shares in Troubled Chipzilla surged after the struggling semiconductor outfit posted better than expected revenue, signalling tentative progress in its long and painful turnaround.

Big tech lines up behind grand White House makeover.

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is listed among several major tech companies donating to fund President Donald Trump’s 90,000‑square‑foot White House ballroom.

Apple slashes output after buyers give it the cold shoulder

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is reportedly slashing production of its iPhone Air after punters decided they’d rather stick with the standard iPhone 17 or the flashier iPhone 17 Pro.

We have run out of innovation

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s grand plan to reinvent the iPad with an enormous foldable display is creaking under its own ambition.

Os deadline and tariff tinkering push PC shipments up 8.1 per cent

Global PC shipments are finally showing signs of life, rising 8.1 per cent year on year in the third quarter of 2025, according to Counterpoint Research.

Laws for everyone else shouldn’t apply to its sacred walled garden

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has stomped into a Luxembourg courtroom, throwing its toys out of the pram claiming that Europe’s Digital Markets Act is too mean for a company of its delicate constitution.