Glorious people’s government secures ten per cent of Intel
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10 per cent of capitalist chipmaker Intel brought into public ownership

In a heroic triumph of state planning over market chaos, the United States people’s government has secured a 10 per cent ownership stake in the formerly unaccountable capitalist chip monopoly, Intel, transforming it into a partially nationalised asset under the watchful guidance of President Donald Trump and Secretary of Commerce Comrade Howard Lutnick.

Trump flirts with nationalising the entire chip industry
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Capitalism is failing

US President Donald Trump is so keen on nationalisation he is thinking of moving the entire semiconductor industry under some form of state control.

Trump regime forces UK to back down on Apple backdoor
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Brits drop encryption demand 

The Trump administration has browbeaten the UK government into dropping its demand for a backdoor into Apple’s encrypted data, in what is being spun in Washington as a “victory” for big American technology companies privacy.

Nvidia jacks up H20 chip prices to pay Trump tax
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Price increases passed on to China

Nvidia is hiking the price of its H20 AI chips by 18 per cent to bankroll a Trump-approved shake-down of its Chinese business.

US considers partial nationalisation of Intel
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Socialism sneaks in the back door

Troubled Chipzilla might soon be partly owned by Uncle Sam if President Donald Trump gets his way.

Trump softens stance on Intel boss
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Tuesday, 12 August 2025 11:41

Trump softens stance on Intel boss


Intel CEO Lip-Bu Tan gets a warmer than expected reception from the White House

It looks like President Trump is no longer gunning for troubled Chipzilla chief executive Lip-Bu Tan’s head.

Why Huang giving Trump a kick back was Nvidia's only move
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It is unclear if it is actually legal

Nvidia's CEO's Jensen Huang half-trillion-dollar "carrot" to Donald Trump appeared to get the president to turn a blind eye to his exporting chips to China, proving where diplomacy fails a good kick-back will always succeed.

Apple about to make iPhone more expensive
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Monday, 11 August 2025 10:10

Apple about to make iPhone more expensive


May dangle bigger storage to keep punters sweet

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is about to jack up the price of its already overpriced shiny toys later this year.

Intel chief hits back at Trump “misinformation”
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I am not highly conflicted

Troubled Chipzilla’s chief executive Lip-Bu Tan [pictured] has fired back at Donald Trump after the US president accused him of being “highly conflicted” and demanded he resign.

US strong-arms TSMC to save Intel
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Friday, 08 August 2025 11:01

US strong-arms TSMC to save Intel


Trump demands 49 per cent stake in Intel as price for tariff relief

The Trump administration is trying to force Taiwanese chip giant TSMC to buy nearly half of Troubled Chipzilla to secure a break on trade tariffs.