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Apple faces earnings test as Wall Street eyes cracks in empire
Published in Mobiles


Flat iPhone sales, legal threats to App Store and Google deal unsettle investors

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is about to unveil its latest earnings report, and the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street are getting twitchy. Despite a stock price that’s multiplied ninefold since 2015, Apple hasn’t sold more iPhones in 2024 than it did a decade ago.

ASML outlook dims as Intel wobble spooks investors
Published in News


Bank of America slashes forecast, doubts Intel and SK hynix will save high NA EUV tech

Bank of America has taken a scalpel to ASML’s share price target, hacking it down to €759 from €795 on the back of waning enthusiasm for its latest high numerical aperture (high NA) extreme ultraviolet (EUV) lithography gear.

Intel investors worry about Kicking Pat’s exit
Published in News
Wednesday, 04 December 2024 11:42

Intel investors worry about Kicking Pat’s exit


Share prices fall six per cent

The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street are worried about Intel’s future after the surprise “retirement” of Pat [Kicking] Gelsinger this week.

Apple's iphone future in doubt
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 17 December 2015 10:52

Apple's iphone future in doubt


Wall Street fears iPhone not doing as well as marketed

The Fruity Cargo cult Apple is facing problems with Wall Street analysts who are refusing to repeat what its marketing department is telling them about the iPhone.

Tuesday, 25 October 2011 11:37

Anonymous moves onto Bank of America

hackers

Releases CEO’s personal contact info