Replacing Lion Cove

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that Chipzilla is preparing Royal Core to replace the chipmaker's current Lion Cove.

Major Benelux deal

Distie Copaco has become the first distributor in the Benelux region to offer channel partners Intel vPro activation via a cloud-based Managed Application Platform (MAP).

Tons of middle managers have nothing to do

Brown box shifter Amazon is ordering its corporate staffers back to the office.

Just when you think the company could not be more popular

Just when you think Oracle could not become more popular with the great unwashed, its cofounder Larry Ellison decides to get the company involved with mass AI surveillance.

Shares surge

Wall Street's cocaine nose jobs finally agreed with Intel CEO Pat Gelsinger after he spun off the company’s foundry business.

Investors worry about iPhone 16

The fruity cargo cult Apple received a drubbing at the hands of the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street yesterday as the mythical aura surrounding the iPhone 16 Pro fell from users' eyes, and they started seeing it for what it was.

Managers really do not know what they are doing.

It is a sign that a company is really in trouble when it starts making silly micro-cuts for their own sake, and it appears Intel has reached that point.

Nvidia computes one pixel and infers the other 32.

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang, we're now at a point where AI has become essential for next-generation graphics tech.

Michael Dell says so, so it must be true

Dell and HP have warned that a refreshing wave of ageing PCs is picking up, and soon, admins will face a tsunami of upgrade work.

Hackers rejoice

A team of boffins has found that hacking the Apple Vision Pro is more straightforward than many believed in the Tame Apple Press.