Apple intelligence is delayed in Europe until Christmas
Europeans are far too intelligent to accept this
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is starting to release products with its over-hyped “Apple Intelligence” features, but it looks like it will not be seen in Europe until the end of the year.
Fitness app Strava exposes movements of world leaders' security teams
So the drones know where they are
French newspaper Le Monde has uncovered a significant security flaw in the fitness app Strava, revealing that it can track the confidential movements of foreign leaders.
Motherboard allows 24TB RAM and 384 AMD EPYC Turin cores
A petabyte storage
ASRock Rack's TURIN2D48G-2L+ has just been released and it appears to go to 11 on the specs as iff no one told the designers to cut back on anything.
Chipzilla must slice off its Fab business
Former directors say
Four former Intel directors have published an article in Fortune, urging the company to spin off its fab business.
AI transcription tool whisper faces scrutiny over accuracy
You have a bad case of Scrutter's Cephaloanal Inversion
Hospitals are starting to use a transcription tool powered by a hallucination-prone OpenAI model.
Graphene-based memristors closer to the shops
Scalable production here
Boffins from Queen Mary University of London and Paragraf have taken a significant step forward in developing graphene-based memristors.
Nvidia surpasses Apple as world's most valuable company
Tame Apple Press in shock
The Tame Apple Press spent Friday night in the pub drowning its collective sorrows as it was announced that Nvidia has overtaken Apple as the world's most valuable company.
EU takes a hard line on software liability
While US dithers
According to Lawfare's cybersecurity newsletter, the European Union and the United States are taking different approaches to introducing liability for software products.
Breakthrough in superconductivity at room temperature
Don’t hold your breath
A team of boffins from Europe and South America have emerged from their smoke filled labs claiming a significant breakthrough in the relentless pursuit of room-temperature superconductivity.
Nvidia claims responsibility for Blackwell failures
Nothing to do with TSMC
The leather jacketed bubble waiting to burst, Nvidia CEO Jen-Hsun Huang has denied that there was any tension between his outfit and TSMC. He said that the reason that the Blackwell chip was delayed was 100 per cent down to Nvidia.