Chipzilla can't get a break 

Chipzilla’s problems with its 13th and 14th-gen desktop processors are expected to go away with a new BIOS patch – the only problem is that it has bought a new instability update that seems to be dropping more speed than a Birmingham nightclub owner.

Perfectly safe, nothing to see here, move on please

Software King of the World Microsoft is assuring world+dog that the latest version of its non-removable spyware is way more secure than the version that keeps a record of everything you do on your computer in an easily stolen plain text file.

Long live audio and video fakes

The amount of deepfake fraud is dropping but it is being replaced by video and audio AI fraud.

Churn out chips of its very own

Oracle is close to taking control of Ampere Computing which could mean that it ends up churning out chips for its own datacentres without needing to lean on AMD or Nvidia.

Introduced more bugs

A recent Uplevel report found that AI was not the helpful tool developers and their bosses thought it might be.

Can run across several data centres

China has developed a single generative AI (GAI) model across multiple data centres—a massive feat considering the complexity of using different GPUs in a single data centre, let alone servers in multiple geographic locations.

Ultra-low power

Boffins have emerged from their smoke-filled labs with a flexible programmable chip not made of silicon.

Can’t keep up with demand

While many office blocks are empty, Real Estate agents have found a way to rent them to companies as massive data centres.

Zen 5 based

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn, claiming that AMD is building a budget X3D gaming CPU based on its latest Zen 5 architecture.

Chipzilla said it was not that desperate yet

Intel rejected an offer from the British chip designer Arm to buy its manufacturing operations.