Another big customer escapes Broadcom’s clutches
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Cloudy Beeks Group jumps ship

In yet another blow to Broadcom, UK-based cloud operator Beeks Group has decided to defect to the open-source OpenNebula stack.

Chang claims Cook had a gutsful of Intel
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Monday, 02 December 2024 09:34

Chang claims Cook had a gutsful of Intel


Complained to Chang

The supreme pooh bah of the fruity cargo cult Apple Tim Cook didn't mince words when discussing Intel's contract manufacturing division with TSMC founder Dr. Morris Chang (pictured).

Cheeky thief mocks Apple’s security
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Monday, 02 December 2024 09:05

Cheeky thief mocks Apple’s security


Steals IDs and then picks up their gear

The fruity cargo cult Apple is facing a spate of thefts from someone who is mocking its security at all levels.

Zen 6 Medusa Ridge processor leaked
Published in Graphics
Friday, 29 November 2024 12:19

Zen 6 Medusa Ridge processor leaked


Turns you to stone

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth leak that the Zen 6 Medusa Ridge processor will feature a 12-core Core Complex Die (CCD).

Microsoft shows up at Channel event
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Friday, 29 November 2024 12:03

Microsoft shows up at Channel event


Wants partners to flog its AI

 Software King of the World, Microsoft is leaning on its channel to spin money out of its AI products.

Tame Apple Press comes up with new Apple vapourware
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Apparently it is going to build a TV now

Desperate to create an illusion that Apple is on the cutting edge of something, the Tame Apple Press is claiming that Jobs’ Mob is working on a TV.

Router in the Matrix
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Friday, 29 November 2024 09:57

Router in the Matrix


It took the blue pill

Your home router could be running slow as it has taken a blue pill and become part of the Matrix’s cunning plans.

Australia ban under-16s from social media 
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Friday, 29 November 2024 09:52

Australia ban under-16s from social media 


Social media is apparently more dangerous than anything else down under 

The land down under, Australia which has more poisonous reptiles and insects than anywhere in the world, has decided that its kiddies are more at danger from social media than anything else.

Google Chrome could be sold for $20 Billion
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Friday, 29 November 2024 09:22

Google Chrome could be sold for $20 Billion


Historic antitrust crackdown

Alphabet’s Chrome browser could fetch as much as $20 billion if a judge agrees to a Justice Department proposal to sell the business.

Panasonic resurrects dead founder
Published in AI
Friday, 29 November 2024 09:10

Panasonic resurrects dead founder


Japan’s "god of management” had gotten better

Panasonic Holdings has created an artificial intelligence clone of its late founder Konosuke Matsushita based on his writings, speeches, and over 3,000 voice recordings.