CD PROJEKT RED bringing Cyberpunk 2077: Ultimate Edition to Mac
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On all new devices powered by the M4 chips

CD PROJEKT RED has announced that Cyberpunk 2077: Ultimate Edition will be coming to Mac devices running on M4 family of chips.

US military buys OpenAI tech
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Africa Command deems OpenAI Technology "Essential"

A procurement document obtained by The Intercept reveals that US Africa Command (AFRICOM) considers access to OpenAI's technology "essential" for its operations.

Supermicro shares plunge as auditor resigns
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If its does not trust the company, what chance do investors have?

Wall Street's cocaine nose jobs rushed to dump their Supermicro shares yesterday after Ernst & Young resigned as the company's auditor.

Vole sees a boost in software gaming revenues
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Hardware declines

Software King of the world, Microsoft, has released its first quarter 2025 earnings, revealing a significant rise in software gaming revenues despite declining Xbox hardware sales.

AI-Generated content set to flood Facebook and Instagram
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Who needs friends and influencers

Mark Zuckerberg has announced that users can expect a significant increase in AI-generated content on Facebook and Instagram.

Apple rumoured to be interested in buying Intel
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Sharks are circling

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that the fruity cargo cult Apple is considering writing a cheque for Intel's decaying corpse.

Google fined a $100 trillion in Russia
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How dare you censor Tsar Putin’s chums?

The very nice Tsar of all the Russia’s Tsar Vladimir [this land is my land] Putin has fined Google the astronomical sum of around $20 decillion for YouTube's blocking of Russian media channels tied to sanctioned entities.

Russia smuggles high-tech servers through Indian loopholes
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Sanctions, what sanctions?

The very nice Tsar of all the Russia’s Tsar Vladimir [this land is my land] Putin has worked out a way to evade US technology sanctions by ordering an Indian takeaway.

The Apple M4 Pro SoC is out
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Midrange abilities, top-of-the-range prices

The fruity cargo cult Apple is showing off its latest M4 Pro SoC which the Tame Apple Press is claiming to be a cure for cancer.

AMD reports third quarter 2024 financial results
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Revenue up by 18 percent YoY, but investors are not happy

AMD has reported its third quarter 2024 financial results, reporting a revenue of $6.8 billion, an increase of 18 percent year-over-year, and strong growth in gross and operating profit and margin, and earnings per share. The company is on track to deliver its record annual revenue this year, and all thanks to strong Data Center and Client segments.