UK Prime Minister worried that AI will cause human extinction
Published in AI


Then who will we have to ship to Rwanda? 

UK Prime Minister and son-in-law of Infosys boss N.R. Narayana Murthy, Rishi Sunak is suddenly worried that AI will make humans extinct. 

Apple called Android a tracking device
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 03 November 2023 11:26

Apple called Android a tracking device


Ironic don’t cha think

The outfit which is currently being sued for supplying stalkers with tracking devices, Apple told a court that Android was a great big tracking device.

Amazon made a cool billion on secret algorithm
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Used it to boost prices 

Amazon used a secret algorithm to boost prices to US households by more than $1 billion, the FTC claims in a court filing.

Bankman-Fried guilty of fraud
Published in News
Friday, 03 November 2023 10:26

Bankman-Fried guilty of fraud


Only he did not see this coming

FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried's spectacular rise and fall in the cryptocurrency industry has ended with him being found guilty of fraud.

Arm flexes gobbles more Pi
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Friday, 03 November 2023 10:18

Arm flexes gobbles more Pi


At least a slice 

Arm has made a strategic investment, a minority stake in Raspberry Pi — bit responsible for the new Raspberry Pi 5 and past Raspberry Pi products.

US wants AI guided artillery
Published in AI
Thursday, 02 November 2023 11:39

US wants AI guided artillery


Because armed AI is such a good idea

The US army, which apparently has never read any sci-fi books, has asked the Tony Starks of this world to come up with an AI artillery round.

Apple can be sued over poor batteries
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Thursday, 02 November 2023 11:34

Apple can be sued over poor batteries


British claim robbery, assault with battery 

Apple lost a bid to block a mass London lawsuit worth up to $2 billion which accuses the tech giant of hiding defective batteries in millions of iPhones. 

Microsoft on cloud nine
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Thursday, 02 November 2023 11:26

Microsoft on cloud nine


Results putting Microsoft in the lead 

Software King of the World Microsoft is kicking its rivals to the curb on the cloud. 

Ballmer about to eclipse Gates in wealth
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Thursday, 02 November 2023 11:12

Ballmer about to eclipse Gates in wealth


Quietly creeping up behind him

The shy and retiring former CEO of Microsoft Steve [there's a kind of hush] Ballmer is set to become wealthier than his former boss the software King of the World Sir William Gates III.

Qualcomm figures stun Wall Street
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Thursday, 02 November 2023 11:04

Qualcomm figures stun Wall Street


People are buying smartphones again 

Chip designer Qualcomm has stunned the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street by predicting first-quarter sales and profits above what was expected.