New fanboy Raj 

Apple will start introductory production on the standard iPhone 17 in India, marking the first time the company begins development of a new iPhone outside of China.

Slight improvements but it nothing to do with the design

While the Tame Apple Press is telling the world+dog that Apple's new M3 processors will cure cancer the Geekbench 6 benchmark tells a slightly different story.

European Galaxy S23, S23 Plus, and S23 Ultra should have it 

Samsung is pushing Android 14 out the door rather quickly with confirmed sightings in European  Galaxy S23, S23 Plus, and S23 Ultra users.

Tame Apple Press not talking about it

Fruity cargo cult Apple is having an Annus Horribilis which has seen the company value plummet like a free-fall team of elephants who have forgotten to pack the key ingredient of their act.

Unfairly target companies that offer subscription services

Apple's demands for a huge slice of the app action has miffed the Dutch who say that the fruity cargo cult is unfair to u companies that offer subscription services.

Android is slowly entering the RISC-V era.

Google is warning developers to get ready for Android to enter the RISC-V era.

Apparently the stability, security and integrity of the internet depends on it

Tsar Putin has ordered a crack down on VPNs fearful that his peasants might start getting news which is different from the state television programmes. 

.ing going to end well

Google Registry has added domains ending in ".ing" -- "a situation ask/ing for trouble."

This is the sort of business genius money can’t buy

Supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk has confirmed that the social media platform formerly known as Twitter and now known as X is worth less than half of the $44 billion, he paid for it.

Ready for AI projects 

A cloudy non-profit, Voltage Park has acquired 24,000 Nvidia H100 chips for $500 million.