Apple surrenders to the EU
Will comply with EU’s Digital Markets Act
Apple has bowed to the inevitable and said it “expects to make” App Store policy changes to comply with EU’s Digital Markets Act (DMA).
Robot kills South Korean
Thought he was a box
A robot in a South Korea distribution centre crushed a man to death after the machine thought he was a box.
Samsung beats Apple to AI
Tame Apple Press recoils in horror
The Tame Apple Press is shocked after Samsung humiliated their favourite tech company by introducing a new generative AI model long before Jobs’ Mob could claim to have invented it.
Cruise recalls autonomous vehicles
They need a software update
Cruise, General Motors' self-driving vehicle subsidiary, has recalled all 950 of its autonomous vehicles for a software update.
Longest strike in Hollywood history is over
Actors get some of the AI protections they wanted
After longest strike in Hollywood's history, the Screen Actors Guild-American Federation of Television and Radio Artists have reached a deal with the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers over AI.
Thousands inexplicably trust Elon Musk to cut open their heads
Please stick a chip our brains, even if it killed Apes
Thousands of people written to Elon [look at me] Musk’s Neuralink company asking him to use a robot to hack open their skulls to have a a chip stuck in their brain.
Nvidia will release three new AI chips in China
Will get around US regulations
Nvidia is planning to release three new chips for China, weeks after the US blocked it from selling two high-end artificial intelligence (AI) chips and one of its top gaming chips to Chinese companies.
Intel will issue five upgrades to process over four years
We are on track
US chip group Intel is on track to deliver five upgrades to its advanced manufacturing process in four years, CEO Pat [kicking] Gelsinger said.
China starting to ignore US chips
Bad news for the US
Just as we predicted the US embargo against supplying chips to China has backfired and now Middle Kingdom companies are buying locally.
Apple delays next year's code
Turns out it is super buggy
Apple’s software updates for the iPhone, iPad, Mac and other devices are too buggy to be released.