King's Speech puts the fear of god into big-tech
Published in News
Wednesday, 08 November 2023 11:09

King's Speech puts the fear of god into big-tech


Block new privacy features

In the middle of the UK's King's Speech was an announcement which made Big Tech's heart skip a beat.

Studios want to own performers' digitally scanned likenesses
Published in News


Digital slavery

Talks between the Screen Actors Guild (SAG-AFTRA) and the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers (AMPTP) have stalled over the studio's demands that they keep AI slaves of actors who will work forever.

Chipzilla to snaffle government billions
Published in News
Wednesday, 08 November 2023 10:56

Chipzilla to snaffle government billions


Produce secret chips for the military

Intel may receive billions in US government funding to build secret facilities that produce microchips for the military.

Grand Theft Auto VI out soon
Published in Gaming
Wednesday, 08 November 2023 10:49

Grand Theft Auto VI out soon


Baseball bats to the ready

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that Rockstar Games plans to announce the next Grand Theft Auto game this week.

SpaceX's Starlink satellite internet breaks even
Published in Network


Two million subscribers 

There's now two million subscribers to SpaceX's Starlink satellite internet service, with CEO Elon [look at me] Musk claiming the service has "achieved breakeven cash flow."

Canon plans to barrel its way onto ASML’s turf
Published in PC Hardware


Undercutting the Dutch

Canon plans to price its new chipmaking gear at a fraction of the cost of ASML Holding NV's best lithography machines.

China holds the most cyber-security patents
Published in News
Tuesday, 07 November 2023 11:13

China holds the most cyber-security patents


Huawei and Tencent account for six of the top 10

China's presence is growing in cybersecurity technology, with companies such as Huawei and Tencent accounting for six of the top 10 global patent holdings in the sector. 

Machine-learning can spot fake chemistry papers
Published in AI


Unless they do a deal 

A machine-learning tool can easily spot when chemistry papers are written using the chatbot ChatGPT, according to a scientific study.

Washington DC helps Apple and stalkers
Published in Transportation
Tuesday, 07 November 2023 10:59

Washington DC helps Apple and stalkers


You need an iPhone to defend against car thieves

Washington D.C. plans to give residents Apple AirTags to help officers track down stolen vehicles.

California taking on Apple over tax deals
Published in News
Tuesday, 07 November 2023 10:39

California taking on Apple over tax deals


Cupertino sweeteners might cause diabetes

The California Department of Tax and Fee Administration (CDTFA) is retrospectively changing Apple’s arrangement with Cupertino because it is too good for Jobs’ Mob.