Rust never sleeps at Microsoft
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Friday, 02 February 2024 11:27

Rust never sleeps at Microsoft


Could be the end of C#

Microsoft is hiring a team of Rustaceans in what looks like a move away from C#

CIA leaker gets 40 years for spying and kiddie porn
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Joshua Schulte sent material to Wikileaks

A former CIA software engineer was caged for 40 years on Thursday for nicking top-secret information and having child porn.

Google tycoon splashes out on another island
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Friday, 02 February 2024 10:47

Google tycoon splashes out on another island


How many do you actually need?

Google's Larry Page has bought another island to add to his collection of private hideaways.

Apple mumbling as it is crumbling
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Friday, 02 February 2024 10:38

Apple mumbling as it is crumbling


Apple tries to prove it has an AI plan

Apple boss Tim Cook was left red-faced yesterday as he tried to hype his artificial intelligence plans while his shares took a nosedive.

Microsoft’s AI obsession
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Friday, 02 February 2024 10:06

Microsoft’s AI obsession


We will use it everywhere

Software King of the World and supreme Vole Satya Nadella has confirmed that his outfit is obsessed with using AI as much as possible.

BT boss brags about bumper quarter
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Thursday, 01 February 2024 12:05

BT boss brags about bumper quarter


Hi fibre diet

BT, the UK's biggest phone and internet company, said it was on course to make more money this year after raking in three per cent more cash in the last three months of 2020.

A third of companies will be hit by deep fakes
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Thursday, 01 February 2024 11:25

A third of companies will be hit by deep fakes


We will not know who is real

By 2026, crooks using fake faces made by AI will trick 30 per cent of businesses that use face biometrics to check who you are, according to Gartner.

Chinese phone giant orders more Mate 70s
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Thursday, 01 February 2024 11:22

Chinese phone giant orders more Mate 70s


Cleaning Apple’s clock

Chinese phone giant Huawei plans to order more Mate 70s, its latest and greatest smartphone, to eliminate Apple and its iPhone 16 from the Chinese market.

Apple hits roadblock in modem design
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Thursday, 01 February 2024 11:01

Apple hits roadblock in modem design


Not innovative enough to ditch Qualcomm  

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn, claiming that the fruity cargo cult Apple is being forced to delay the generation of its modem chips because it can’t get them to go.

Student plays video game on bugs
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Thursday, 01 February 2024 10:34

Student plays video game on bugs


Doomed!

A boffin from MIT has tried to turn a bunch of bugs into a telly to play the classic shoot-em-up game Doom, .