We will use it everywhere

Software King of the World and supreme Vole Satya Nadella has confirmed that his outfit is obsessed with using AI as much as possible.

Hi fibre diet

BT, the UK's biggest phone and internet company, said it was on course to make more money this year after raking in three per cent more cash in the last three months of 2020.

We will not know who is real

By 2026, crooks using fake faces made by AI will trick 30 per cent of businesses that use face biometrics to check who you are, according to Gartner.

Cleaning Apple’s clock

Chinese phone giant Huawei plans to order more Mate 70s, its latest and greatest smartphone, to eliminate Apple and its iPhone 16 from the Chinese market.

Not innovative enough to ditch Qualcomm  

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn, claiming that the fruity cargo cult Apple is being forced to delay the generation of its modem chips because it can’t get them to go.

Doomed!

A boffin from MIT has tried to turn a bunch of bugs into a telly to play the classic shoot-em-up game Doom, .

Its your plastic pal who is fun to be with

The tech company OpenAI has claimed that its latest and greatest AI software, GPT-4, is not dangerous to humans, even if it falls into the wrong hands.

No one is worth that

The billionaire boss of Tesla, Elon [look at me] Musk, has been told to sling his hook by a Delaware judge who ruled his £44 billion pay deal was too much. The judge said the electric car maker's board was daft to give Musk such a huge package and scrapped it.

Not Ukrainian hackers

Millions of Russians were left without access to the internet, as a technical glitch knocked out websites on the .ru domain.

Worth more than Apple now 

Software King of the World Microsoft has wowed investors with its latest results, showing a massive surge in profits thanks to getting its foot in the AI door early.