Dutch go dutch

The Dutch owners of Yandex, the Russian tech giant, have flogged their search engine and other services to a bunch of Russian bosses and oil firm Lukoil for a measly $5.21 billion.

Based on AMD gear

Raytheon has landed a £14 million contract to make a new type of microchip for the US military's sensors.

Apple's cash cow turns bitter 

A US judge has given the green light to a massive lawsuit against Apple, accusing the firm of charging too much for its iPhone apps by banning other ways to buy them.

Look Out Cleveland

Intel's £14 billion chip project in Ohio is slowing as the US government drags its feet on giving Chipzilla public cash to prop up its capitalist model and make it a fortune.

Rich and incredibly stupid

A daft driver was caught red-handed by the cops after he tried to drive a Tesla with a £2,500 Apple gadget strapped to his face.

A warning about what happens when robots take over 

Quora, the website that used to answer all our burning questions, is now a ghost town full of rubbish, weirdos, and robots.

Used AI to pose as their boss on Zoom

A Hong Kong firm has been conned out of £18 million by crooks who used fake video calls to pose as their boss.

Wall Street Journal blows the whistle on Musk's Babylon

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn claiming Tesla boss Elon [look at me] Musk and his cronies are heavy drug users, and no one dares to say no to him.

Processor will shut down if your toner runs low

Printer maker Canon is having a go at making cheap chip-making machines as early as this year, as the Japanese firm best known for its snappers and printers tries to nick some business from the longtime industry leader ASML.

Catching up to ChatGPT Plus

Google's Bard chatbot is getting a photo makeover, catching up on a feature rival ChatGPT Plus has had for months.