Microsoft shares fall as it reports record growth
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Artificial intelligence boom concerns

The software king of the world, Microsoft saw the value of its shares fall seven per cent in after-hours trading, wiping over $200bn off the company's value and bringing its market capitalisation below $3 trillion.

Lenovo unveils ThinkPad T14s Gen 6
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Tuesday, 30 July 2024 11:34

Lenovo unveils ThinkPad T14s Gen 6


Battery life to rival the sun

Lenovo has begun the rollout of its business-centric ThinkPad T14s Gen 6 laptop. The promotional materials boast an eye-watering 29 hours of battery life.

Intel poaching TSMC senior engineers
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Tuesday, 30 July 2024 11:32

Intel poaching TSMC senior engineers


Making Machiavelli proud

TSMC is frantically setting up fabs on US soil, only to find Intel poaching its senior engineers right from under its nose.

France loses its Internet
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Tuesday, 30 July 2024 11:26

France loses its Internet


Avez-vous regardé derrière le canapé ?

If it were not bad enough Christians have got their knickers in a twist over the pagan god Dionysus at the Olympic games openings, it now seems that someone is doing their best to sabotage the French internet.

Democratic AI needs to be ready for Authoritarian AI
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Altman warns of the coming storm

In an op-ed for the Washington Post, OpenAI's CEO Sam Altman has taken it upon himself to rally the democratic world against the looming spectre of "authoritarian AI."

Apple invents ad-supported streaming
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Tuesday, 30 July 2024 11:18

Apple invents ad-supported streaming


Rushing to join the ranks of mediocrity

Unable to find a way to mess up its TV streaming service quick enough, the fruity cargo cult has decided to insert advertising into its product in a move to drive away viewers in droves.

HPE set to secure EU approval for $14 billion Juniper networks buy
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Announcement later in the week

The former maker of expensive printer ink, HPE is poised to receive unconditional EU antitrust approval for its $14 billion acquisition of networking gear maker Juniper Networks.

Musk claims Google has a search ban on Trump
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Google says it appears to be in his head

Google has responded to Elon Musk, Donald Trump Jr., and other top GOP figures’ accusations that the search engine is interfering in the election with its autocomplete results.

The case of Intel’s crashing, unstable chips gets messy
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Damage already done 

While it would appear that Chipzilla has fixed the problems of its incredible crashing Core 13th and 14th-generation chips with a microcode update, word on the street is that will not be enough.

Apple Intelligence is delayed
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Monday, 29 July 2024 11:37

Apple Intelligence is delayed


You probably were not expecting this

In a move that will surprise absolutely no one, the fruity cargo-cult Apple has decided to delay the release of its over-hyped Apple Intelligence.