Musk scrapes X data to feed his AI
We thought he was opposed to that sort of thing
After launching court cases against organisations training AI based on scraping Twitter day, Elon [look at me] Musk has decided “I’ll be ‘aving me some of that.”
OpenAI installed in a patient’s brain
Aiding paralysis patients
While Elon [look at me] Musk’s invasive brain implants are getting all the press, a much better solution is installing OpenAI into the brains of paralysed patients.
Tech thieves use wi-fi jamming in burglaries
Disable wireless cameras and alarms
The Los Angeles Police Department has warned residents about a new wave of high-tech burglaries in the Wilshire area.
OpenAI talking to chip designers
Wants to build something to rival Nvidia
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that OpenAI has engaged in discussions with several chip designers, including Broadcom, to develop a new AI chip capable of challenging Nvidia’s dominance.
A typo caused AMD Ryzen 9000 Processor delay
Might not have been technical
AMD has recently announced a delay in the launch of its highly anticipated Zen 5-powered Ryzen 9000 processors, citing an issue with the "packaged product testing process."
Jobs’ Mob loses Chinese market
Apple falls far from China’s tree
The fruity cargo cult Apple is no longer a thing in what used to be one of its biggest markets.
Musk claims he has "the world's most powerful AI training cluster"
For a man of his size
Elon [look at me] Musk took time out from his daughter’s comments about him being on ketamine to claim that he had started training "the world's most powerful AI training cluster" at xAI's new supercomputer facility in Memphis, Tennessee.
Early Arrow Lake benchmarks dire for Intel
Not an improvement really
Early benchmarks for Intel’s coming Arrow Lake seem to show that it can only offer a four per cent improvement over Raptor Lake
OpenAI tests Google-beating SearchGPT
Could hit Google’s search business
OpenAI has launched its SearchGPT prototype, which promises to shake up the online search by combining AI capabilities with real-time web information, potentially changing how users interact with search engines.
Users on the run from Oracle’s runtime environment
It seems that Oracle might have misjudged
Only 14 per cent of Oracle Java subscribers plan to stay on the outfit’s runtime environment after the company thought it would be a wizard wheeze to bring in an employee-based subscription model.