Musk scrapes X data to feed his AI
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Monday, 29 July 2024 11:27

Musk scrapes X data to feed his AI


We thought he was opposed to that sort of thing

After launching court cases against organisations training AI based on scraping Twitter day, Elon [look at me] Musk has decided “I’ll be ‘aving me some of that.”

OpenAI installed in a patient’s brain
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Aiding paralysis patients

While Elon [look at me] Musk’s invasive brain implants are getting all the press, a much better solution is installing OpenAI into the brains of paralysed patients.

Tech thieves use wi-fi jamming in burglaries
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Disable wireless cameras and alarms

The Los Angeles Police Department has warned residents about a new wave of high-tech burglaries in the Wilshire area.

OpenAI talking to chip designers
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Monday, 29 July 2024 11:18

OpenAI talking to chip designers


Wants to build something to rival Nvidia

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that OpenAI has engaged in discussions with several chip designers, including Broadcom, to develop a new AI chip capable of challenging Nvidia’s dominance.

A typo caused AMD Ryzen 9000 Processor delay
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Might not have been technical

AMD has recently announced a delay in the launch of its highly anticipated Zen 5-powered Ryzen 9000 processors, citing an issue with the "packaged product testing process."

Jobs’ Mob loses Chinese market
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Friday, 26 July 2024 12:20

Jobs’ Mob loses Chinese market


Apple falls far from China’s tree

The fruity cargo cult Apple is no longer a thing in what used to be one of its biggest markets.

Musk claims he has "the world's most powerful AI training cluster"
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For a man of his size

Elon [look at me] Musk took time out from his daughter’s comments about him being on ketamine to claim that he had started training "the world's most powerful AI training cluster" at xAI's new supercomputer facility in Memphis, Tennessee.

Early Arrow Lake benchmarks dire for Intel
Published in PC Hardware


Not an improvement really

Early benchmarks for Intel’s coming Arrow Lake seem to show that it can only offer a four per cent improvement over Raptor Lake

OpenAI tests Google-beating SearchGPT
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Friday, 26 July 2024 10:41

OpenAI tests Google-beating SearchGPT


Could hit Google’s search business

OpenAI has launched its SearchGPT prototype, which promises to shake up the online search by combining AI capabilities with real-time web information, potentially changing how users interact with search engines.

Users on the run from Oracle’s runtime environment
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It seems that Oracle might have misjudged

Only 14 per cent of Oracle Java subscribers plan to stay on the outfit’s runtime environment after the company thought it would be a wizard wheeze to bring in an employee-based subscription model.