Best Korea is taking Western IT jobs
And companies never know it
In unparalleled ingenuity and strategic brilliance, the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is triumphantly infiltrating Western companies with its elite cadre of IT warriors. These highly skilled operatives, masters of disguise, are posing as remote workers for foreign enterprises, predominantly in the imperialist United States.
Apple’s programming language is dwindling
Swift has asthma
The fruity cargo cult Apple is seeing its Swift programming language becoming the monkey pox of coding.
Musk upset that he has to follow the law
The same one that everyone else follows
Elon [look at me] Musk has thrown his toys out of the pram after being told what to do by the Brazilian Supreme Court.
Trump threatens to throw Zuckerburg into jail for life
Will promise us anything if it will get him elected
US election candidate Donald Trump has promised that if he is elected, he will throw Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerburg into jail for life.
Samsung might buy Nokia’s mobile networks business
These boots were made for walking
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn saying that the former rubber boot maker, Nokia might be preparing to flog off its mobile networks business to Samsung.
Artificial General Intelligence closer
Chinese boffins have emerged from their smoke-filled labs, having given life to Taichi-II, an enhanced version of their fully optical artificial intelligence (AI) chip, which they claim could eventually power artificial general intelligence (AGI) systems.
Tsar Putin's hackers are using commercial hacking tools
It would appear that someone is ignoring an embargo
Russian government hackers are reportedly using exploits that are "identical or strikingly similar" to those previously developed by spyware makers Intellexa and NSO Group.
Jobs Mob orders another round of lay offs this year
Its what Steve would have wanted
Fruity themed cargo cult Apple has reportedly eliminated around 100 jobs within its digital services group, according to Bloomberg, as part of a “shift in priorities” for the division.
Apple plays more dirty tricks on rivals
Discontinues services
Spotify has complained that the fruity cargo cult, Apple might have attempted to bypass European Digital Markets Act (DMA) by discontinuing functions that its rivals need for their services.
Three per cent more than last year
Supply chain cyberattacks have emerged as a significant concern for companies and organisations in recent years, given their potential to cause widespread disruption.