Chipzilla's Ohio gamble might be cost cut
Published in News


A brief encounter

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn claiming that Intel’s foray into Ohio could be short-lived.

Navy chief conspired to get herself illegal WiFi on her warship
Published in Network


Loose lips might have sunk a ship

Senior enlisted leaders on the USS Manchester decided that naval regulations and security protocols were mere suggestions.

Aussie boffins find no link to mobiles and cancer
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All fair dinkum 

A team of Aussie boffins have emerged from the bar to declare that mobile phones are not linked to brain and head cancers.

AMD’s Instinct MI300X is competitive with Nvidia's H100 on AI
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MLCommons benchmarks are in

MLCommons has released benchmarks comparing AMD's Instinct MI300X GPU with Nvidia's Hopper H100, H200, and Blackwell B200 GPUs.

Starlink backs down in Brazil
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Not going the way of X

While Elon [look at me] Musk has been encouraging right-wing riots in Brazil, his internet service provider, Starlink, has decided to comply with a Brazilian Supreme Court justice’s order to block access to his social media platform, X.

Intel reveals Lunar Lake Core Ultra 200V-series processor benchmarks
Published in PC Hardware


Claims historic power efficiency

Troubled chipmaker Intel has unveiled performance benchmarks for its Lunar Lake Core Ultra 200V-series processors at IFA 2024 in Berlin, highlighting 'historic x86 power efficiency' and the world's fastest mobile CPU cores.

Concord taken off line
Published in Gaming
04 September 2024

Concord taken off line


Bad launch

Sony has announced that the PlayStation hero shooter, Concord, will be taken offline on 6 September 2024, with all players set to receive a full refund.

First zinc-ion battery mega-factory opens in Sweden
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Finally something other than lithium-ion being mass produced

Sweden's Enerpoly has inaugurated the world's first zinc-ion battery mega factory near Stockholm. The company aims to achieve a 100 MWh annual capacity by 2026.

Wall Street goes mental
Published in News
04 September 2024

Wall Street goes mental


Top tech companies suddenly lose value for no reason

The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street got their knickers in a twist yesterday and panic-sold shares in top tech companies for no reason.   

OpenAI might use TSMC’s A16 Angstrom process
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Custom chip

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn, claiming that OpenAI is chatting with TSMC to build a custom chip using the A16 Anstrom process.