Killing nine including an 8-year-old girl

Israeli hackers carried out an attack on pagers used by hundreds of members of Hezbollah causing them to explode almost simultaneously in Lebanon and Syria.

Comes with a brick-expensive device feature

Fruity cargo cult Apple has slammed the brakes on the release of its iPadOS 18 for M4 iPad Pro models because it includes a feature that turns the device into an expensive brick.

Give us all your money

Fruity cargo cult Apple has jacked up the price of its out-of-warranty battery replacement fee for iPhone 16 Pro models.

Replacing Lion Cove

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that Chipzilla is preparing Royal Core to replace the chipmaker's current Lion Cove.

Major Benelux deal

Distie Copaco has become the first distributor in the Benelux region to offer channel partners Intel vPro activation via a cloud-based Managed Application Platform (MAP).

Tons of middle managers have nothing to do

Brown box shifter Amazon is ordering its corporate staffers back to the office.

Just when you think the company could not be more popular

Just when you think Oracle could not become more popular with the great unwashed, its cofounder Larry Ellison decides to get the company involved with mass AI surveillance.

Shares surge

Wall Street's cocaine nose jobs finally agreed with Intel CEO Pat Gelsinger after he spun off the company’s foundry business.

Investors worry about iPhone 16

The fruity cargo cult Apple received a drubbing at the hands of the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street yesterday as the mythical aura surrounding the iPhone 16 Pro fell from users' eyes, and they started seeing it for what it was.

Managers really do not know what they are doing.

It is a sign that a company is really in trouble when it starts making silly micro-cuts for their own sake, and it appears Intel has reached that point.