Run out of ideas, and needs to copy Android, claims Tame Apple Press

The Tame Apple Press is struggling to find a way to market Apple’s iPhone 16 which is unique in the fact that it adds nothing to the line up.

What Tsar Putin wants, Tsar Putin gets

Fruity cargo cult, Apple has been bending over backwards to help Tsar Vladimir Putin keep his citizens in the dark by yanking 60 VPNs from its App Store in Russia.

Releases more microcode

Chipzilla has said that it has pinpointed the cause of the instability issues affecting its 13th and 14th Generation CPUs and has introduced a new microcode update to mitigate the problem.

Beating the US and China

Although the United States and China have been in a tech race for decades, the two countries lose the race with Europe regarding robotics sector growth.

Fails to tell consumers or owners

If you really hate people trying to flog you things on products you have spent money on, then it might be best to avoid an LG TV.

Will use more power than cities

OpenAI has pitched the Biden administration the need for massive data centres that could each use as much power as entire cities.

Early benchmarks in

Intel’s forthcoming Battlemage GPU has hand an early benchmark on Geekbench and it looks like it will rival some top graphics cards.

Can’t replace humans

IBM  does not appear to be successful in its cunning plan to replace expensive senior programmers with AI.

Refuse to fix security bug because it can't exist 

Linux nerds are fighting over whether a disastrous bug is actually a security flaw rather than fixing it.