
Ecovacs robot vacuums are Chinese spies
Collecting photos, videos and voice recordings
Ecovacs robot vacuums collect photos, videos and voice recordings from customers' houses to train the company's AI models.

Ryzen 9000X3D CPU double-digit multi-core performance uplift
Leaker claims
Tom’s Hardware has noticed a leak from Codecommando which claims to have the inside trouser measurement of AMD’s Ryzen 9000X3D processors.

Apple’s Intelligence upgrade expected on October 28
Might even be able to count to five
The Tame Apple Press is excited about Apple's release of its AI feature on iOS 18.1, claiming that it will be a “major upgrade considering the number of front-facing changes it will bring for the iPhone.”

Super Micro Computer teams up with Fujitsu
Arm-based FUJITSU-MONAKA on the way
Super Micro Computer has entered a long-term strategic partnership with Fujitsu Limited to develop and market a platform featuring Fujitsu’s future Arm-based “FUJITSU-MONAKA” processor.

Intel’s Panther Cove could cause AMD some problems
I twart I taw a puddy tat
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn claiming that Intel’s Panther Cove cores will be so large that they can attract small moons into their orbit.

NVIDIA releases open-source artificial intelligence model
72 billion parameters
NVIDIA just unveiled a new powerful open-source artificial intelligence model, NVLM 1.0. The flagship model can manage 72 billion parameters if it is going downhill and the wind is behind it.

WP engine sues WordPress
Libel and attempted extortion
WP Engine, a major web hosting provider, has filed a federal lawsuit against WordPress co-founder Matt Mullenweg and Automattic, alleging libel and attempted extortion.

Google finds a way to burst the AI bubble
Let's flood it all with advertising.
Search engine Google has decided that the best way to discourage the development of AI is to target AI-based searches with adverts.

Cloudflare sees off world’s largest DDoS attack
3.8 terabits per second of zombie data
Security outfit Cloudflare said it stopped a record-breaking distributed denial-of-service (DDoS) attack.

AI sexbots powered by hacked clouds
Kiddie fiddlers using customised accounts
Organisations that inadvertently expose credentials to their cloud environments are becoming targets for cybercriminals using cloud access to operate and resell AI-driven sex-bot services.