12 data breach notifications

Ireland's data regulator said it was slapping an $18.7 million fine on Facebook parent Meta Platforms after an inquiry confirmed 12 data breach notifications in 2018.

Make up your mind

Facebook parent Meta Platforms clarified that it is against the company's user rules to share a post that "calls for the death of a head of state."

All those pictures of cats, dinners and red pandas anger Putin 

Daft Russian prosecutors are seeking to label Facebook and Instagram as "extremist" which puts your Facebook account in the same league as the Taliban and Chechen rebels.

Just no one else

It looks like you are allowed to call for the death of Tsar Putin and his imperialist stormtroopers on Facebook even if you still can’t demand the death of anyone else.

Twitter for those without opposable thumbs

Former US president Donald Trump's new social media venture, Truth Social, launched late on over the weekend in Apple's App Store.

Lost half a trillion dollars

The cocaine nose jobs are shocked that social notworking outfit Facebook seems to have lost half a trillion dollars in market value since changing its name to Meta.

Stanford University electrical engineer warns

Servers are packed with undetectable hardware flaws caused by the fact they have shrunk too much.

It turns out too many people thought it was a good idea

The social notworking site formerly known as Facebook has denied throwing its toys out of the pram and threatening to leave Europe over its data retention laws.

Vestager wants to know more so she can regulate it 

European Union authorities are a little worried about Facebook’s new metaverse plans and want to understand it better so they can regulate it.

Unless it is allowed to break privacy law

Social notworking group Facebook is throwing its toys out of the pram and  threatening to pull out of the EU unless it is allowed to break its GDPR laws.