Apple secretly borrows Google’s brain for Siri’s next act
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Forced to rely on Gemini because its own AI can barely tie its shoes

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has quietly admitted what everyone in tech already suspected, that Siri’s still as thick as mince, and only Google can save it.

TSMC’s 2nm race heats up
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Qualcomm and MediaTek join Apple at the front line

The semiconductor arms race has entered another round, with TSMC speeding ahead on its 2nm roadmap.

Apple’s Family Sharing tool accused of enabling digital abuse
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Fruity Cargo Cult’s design flaws let her ex use tech for child coercion

Apple is under fire for a feature meant to keep families connected but which, in reality, has handed control to digital abusers.

Apple’s iPhone sales disappoint
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Cash cow continues to die

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has managed another quarter of solid numbers while admitting that the iPhone cash cow is looking a bit sad.

Microsoft still not kissing Trump's ring
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Nadella snubs tech bros contract grovelling

While the rest of the US tech industry has tripped over itself trying to please President Donald Trump, Microsoft has refused to play along and Computerworld thinks that is soon going to come with a hefty price tag.

Apple slapped down in £1.5bn UK App Store lawsuit
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Job’s Mob abused its near-total control

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has had its halo dented in the UK, after losing a landmark £1.5 billion class action that accused it of gouging developers and users through its notorious App Store tollbooth.

Intel's shares leap as turnaround gains steam
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Outfit still on a tightrope

Shares in Troubled Chipzilla surged after the struggling semiconductor outfit posted better than expected revenue, signalling tentative progress in its long and painful turnaround.

Big‑tech rushes to back Trump’s White House ballroom
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Big tech lines up behind grand White House makeover.

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is listed among several major tech companies donating to fund President Donald Trump’s 90,000‑square‑foot White House ballroom.

No one wants the iPhone Air
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Apple slashes output after buyers give it the cold shoulder

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is reportedly slashing production of its iPhone Air after punters decided they’d rather stick with the standard iPhone 17 or the flashier iPhone 17 Pro.

Job’s Mob hits speed bumps with its pricey foldable iPad
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We have run out of innovation

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s grand plan to reinvent the iPad with an enormous foldable display is creaking under its own ambition.