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Oracle no longer cool for Catz
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Tuesday, 23 September 2025 11:11

Oracle no longer cool for Catz


Role split between two deputies

Safra Catz is stepping down as chief executive of Oracle after more than a decade, with the US software giant splitting the job between two deputies just as it rides the AI cloud boom.

Ellison moans that no ordinary person would use Amazon
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Ordinary people buy an Oracle licence

Oracle’s Larry Ellison is still rather miffed that Amazon has turned off its Oracle data warehouse in favour of its own software.

Ellison swings handbag at Amazon and humans
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Monday, 02 October 2017 11:21

Ellison swings handbag at Amazon and humans


Oracle Open World 2017 kicks off

Larry Ellison, Chairman and Chief Technology Officer of enterprise-technology giant Oracle, swung his mighty handbag at rivals Amazon and anyone human who tried to steal a job from a computer or robot.

Apple spends a fortune protecting Cook
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Friday, 07 August 2015 12:36

Apple spends a fortune protecting Cook


From what?

Fruity cargo cult Apple is so terrified that something bad will happen to its leader Tim Cook that it spends nearly $700,000 to protect him.