Realises that they want too much money

Founder member of the Tame Apple Press, the New York Times, has just realised that working with its favourite company is not the dream job it anticipated.

Our list of coming Apple “attractions”

Apple appears to have written of this year as too horrible to mention, and its much hyped announcements at Apple WWDC 2016 were nothing more than a loud sounding yawn. But what should they have said?