
Apple update bricks screens
Apple's genius programmers strike again
After their success at writing clock code which could not adjust itself for daylight savings time, we wondered how the genius team of programmers at Apple would continue to provide us with so much mirth. Apparently, they have done so with the latest macOS 10.13.4 update.

Apple will claim it invented the curved screen soon
Always ahead even when it isn't
Fruity cargo cult Apple is about to make a super gaming changing feature to its iPhones which no one has ever thought of before – the curved screen.

Apple hopes to get more intelligence from Google
Help us, John Giannandrea, you are our only hope
Fruity cargo cult Apple has head hunted Google's chief of search and artificial intelligence John Giannandrea in a desperate bid to catch up with its rivals on AI.

Apple's "cheap tablet for education" campaign flounders over "right to repair"
Schools will not like the repair bill
The outfit's ridiculous repair policy will scupper Apple's attempts to mass sell its tablets to US schools.

Apple to kick out Intel in 2020
Intel has one percent Apple profits
The market is upset about the leaked news that Apple might dump Intel in its future notebooks in 2020. Apple is working on its own Kalamata chip that could power phones, tablets and Macs in the future.

Apple to build its own micro LED panels
Built by TSMC
Apple is developing micro LED panels for both small-size and large-size applications along with its chum TSMC.

Leo Li become's Imagination's Chief Executive Officer
Ruler of the post-Apple world
Imagination Technologies has named Dr Leo Li as its new Chief Executive Officer who will take control after the company has lost its Apple contract.

Cook softer than Jobs on porn
No problem looking at porn on an iPhone
Apple CEO Tim Cook appears to have changed the company's mind about using an iPhone to look at pornography.

Indian government to force Apple to fight spam
Accept our App or face the music
Apple, which is used to developers just going away when it tells them they can't have their App in the App store is finding that when the developer is a nuclear-armed government, it has a problem on its hands.

Apple slumps and Microsoft overtakes
Will beat it to become the first one trillion dollar company
Software king of the world Microsoft is on course to beat Apple, Amazon and Google and become the world's first company worth one trillion dollars, according to Morgan Stanley beancounters.