
Apple admits camera on expensive iPhones has rubbish software
Will be providing a rubber band and software which does work next week
Fruity cargo-cult Apple is having some serious headaches with the software in its iPhone 14 Pro and iPhone 14 Pro Max and has admitted that it will have to fix it before the camera will work properly.

Apple has a problem -- it could be about to fall behind Android
Next generation Android cleans Apple's clock
Following the disappointing Phone 14 Pro and the iPhone 14 Pro Max launches the Tame Apple Press are having to recognise that the next generation of Android will out perform Apple.

Apple iPhone 14 Plus pre-orders plummet
Apparently offering less for more is no longer an effective price strategy
Pre-orders for the iPhone 14 Plus have dropped showing its cunning plan of offering base models in standard and larger 'plus' sizes, as opposed to last year's 'mini' - is a failure.

iOS 16 is a battery vampire
Apple fanboys up in arms
Apple fanboys are shocked to discover that Apple has released yet another operating system which was borked and is draining the life from their shiny toys in minutes.

Apple's A16 chip shows up in AnTuTu benchmark
Much better scores than in Geekbench
Although the first results in Geekbench did not show a lot of improvement, it appears that the A16 Bionic chip is not that bad as AnTuTu scores shows a decent improvement.