
Qualcomm shrugs off Apple breakup with $10.37bn earnings beat
Snapdragon pulls 61 per cent of revenue as chipmaker bets on glasses, cars and clouds
Qualcomm has managed to beat the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street’s estimates for Q2 2025, pulling in a tidy $10.37 billion in revenue, even as the clock ticks down on its once-lucrative relationship with the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple.

Trump’s ghost in the machine
White House blames “spiritual warfare” for tech failures
The next time your PC freezes or the server room catches fire, don’t call tech support just grab some holy water and perform an exorcism.

OpenAI teams up with Sir Jony Ive
Former Apple designer likely to cook up an expensive mystery box
OpenAI has confirmed it’s entering the hardware game, teaming up with former Job’s Mob design messiah Jony Ive to birth a new line of AI gadgets, though no one’s quite sure what they’ll do yet.

Apple gives iPhone ten years to live
Will be replaced by tech that Apple can’t do
Fruity Cargo Cult Apple's senior vice president of services, Eddy Cue, warned that the iPhone could be obsolete in a decade and will be replaced by something that Jobs’ Mob is light years behind its competition.

CTO and TDF sign deal for VLEO satellite network
Saving Europe from Starlink
Constellation Technologies & Operations (CTO) and telecom infrastructure firm TDF have signed a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) to integrate Very Low Earth Orbit (VLEO) satellites into terrestrial networks.

Google announces voluntary exit programme
Platforms & Devices division gutted
Google has announced a voluntary exit programme for employees in its Platforms & Devices division, offering severance packages to those who leave.

Apple admits its CarPlay 2 is “late”
Has deleted release dates from the CarPlay page
Fruity cargo cult Apple is having trouble getting products out of its flying saucer—this time, its CarPlay "product has been placed on the never-never list.

Consumer electronics to become a trillion-dollar industry by 2026
Heading back to black
A new report from beancounters Stocklytics claims that the consumer electronics industry is back on track after having a dismissal few years and will be worth a trillion dollars by 2026.

Global mobile Internet growth slows
GSMA Survey found that 4.6 billion people are connected
A recent survey by the Global System for Mobile Communications Association Intelligence (GSMA), the research arm of a U.K.-based organisation representing mobile operators worldwide, has found that 4.6 billion people are now connected to mobile internet — approximately 57 per cent of the world’s population.

Qualcomm predicts $22 Billion in annual revenue from new markets by 2029
Thinks it will get along with Donald Trump
Qualcomm anticipates expanding into new markets will generate an additional $22 billion annually by 2029.