Microsoft ducks EU fine with Teams carve-out
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Friday, 12 September 2025 09:57

Microsoft ducks EU fine with Teams carve-out


Brussels swallows concessions after years of grumbling

Microsoft has dodged a hefty EU fine by coughing up concessions on how it bundles its software, ending a four-year antitrust row.

Microsoft and OpenAI patch things up for profit push
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Tentative deal clears a path for OpenAI’s restructuring

Software King of the World, Microsoft and ChatGPT maker OpenAI have agreed to extend their partnership in a move that could smooth the startup’s shift to a for-profit structure.

Oracle trying to be the new Nvidia
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Friday, 12 September 2025 09:30

Oracle trying to be the new Nvidia


Ellison bets the farm on AI 

Oracle  stunned the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street with a forecast that makes it look more like Nvidia than the dull database flogger it has been for decades.

Microsoft plays with light to kill off GPUs
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Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:15

Microsoft plays with light to kill off GPUs


Optical computer could crunch AI 100 times faster

A team of Volish boffins have emerged from their smoke-filled labs with a prototype analogue optical computer they claim could blow GPUs out of the water.

Gartner claims all IT will involve AI by 2030
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Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:49

Gartner claims all IT will involve AI by 2030


Analyst outfit says OpenAI not fit for enterprise

Number crunchers at Gartner have declared that by 2030, every IT department task will be touched by AI in some form, though the firm is adamant this will not trigger mass job losses.

Microsoft blows $20 billion on GPU power from ex-Yandex cloud
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Nebius lands monster deal 

Microsoft has signed a deal worth up to $20 billion with AI infrastructure outfit Nebius, agreeing to lease GPU horsepower over five years to feed its AI binge.

Nvidia’s Blackwell racks set for 300 per cent shipment surge
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Brokerages tip 60,000 units next year as Foxconn cashes in

Nvidia’s Blackwell GB300 enterprise AI systems are being churned out at a ferocious pace, with analysts forecasting shipments will triple in the third quarter.

UK government Copilot trial finds no productivity boost
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Microsoft’s AI assistant slows down more complex work

A UK government test of Microsoft’s M365 Copilot has shown that the AI helper does not deliver the productivity miracle promised in Vole's glossy marketing.

Blame for borked SSDs shifts again
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Monday, 08 September 2025 09:09

Blame for borked SSDs shifts again


Pre-release firmware in the frame

Another cause has been found for the reason why SSDs have been dying in strange ways since the software king of the world, Microsoft pushed out its August Windows security patch.

Big Tech bosses bow before Trump’s AI circus
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Friday, 05 September 2025 09:24

Big Tech bosses bow before Trump’s AI circus


Kissing the ring while Musk is left out in the cold

The biggest names in US tech have lined up at the White House to show how much they adore Donald and Melania Trump, apparently believing fawning public displays will save their companies from regulators.