Schoolboy bugs in mission-critical systems

The cybersecurity industry has found itself in the awkward position of being pwned by the same ancient flaws it has been warning everyone else about for decades.

Firms blame the bots

Companies are swinging the redundancy axe and blaming artificial intelligence for it.

Job’s Mob abused its near-total control

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has had its halo dented in the UK, after losing a landmark £1.5 billion class action that accused it of gouging developers and users through its notorious App Store tollbooth.

Outfit still on a tightrope

Shares in Troubled Chipzilla surged after the struggling semiconductor outfit posted better than expected revenue, signalling tentative progress in its long and painful turnaround.

Start-up inks deal worth tens of billions to secure computing power

Anthropic has struck a deal to grab hold of one million Google Cloud chips to train and run its artificial intelligence models, tightening its bond with one of its biggest investors.

ANC now apparently stands for “Annoying Nag Canceller.”

Despite women making up 48 per cent of the gaming crowd and Razer headsets being among the most popular on the market, the company's marketing team has managed to run face-first into a sexist pothole with its latest ad.

NPU in the baseband could beam up with SpaceX satellites.

Samsung looks set to inject more AI into its upcoming Exynos chipsets, with reports claiming the company will embed a neural processing unit directly into the 5G modem.

Japan still loves its Blu-rays.

Fujitsu has shocked the tech world by launching a new laptop that includes a Blu-ray drive, something most vendors buried years ago.

Big tech lines up behind grand White House makeover.

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is listed among several major tech companies donating to fund President Donald Trump’s 90,000‑square‑foot White House ballroom.

Sets sights on AI

In a bold and visionary step toward national strength and technological sovereignty, the Glorious Republican Party under Chairman Trump has begun formal discussions to bring the miracle of quantum computing under the guidance and ownership of the State.