Can’t replace humans

IBM  does not appear to be successful in its cunning plan to replace expensive senior programmers with AI.

Refuse to fix security bug because it can't exist 

Linux nerds are fighting over whether a disastrous bug is actually a security flaw rather than fixing it.  

Takes nearly five days to boot

Dmitry Grinberg has achieved the remarkable feat of running a 33-year-old flavour of Linux on a 1971 processor.

AMD might have botched the launch

A recent survey by 3DCenter.org reveals mixed reactions to AMD's Zen 5-based Ryzen 9000 series launch.

Xeon 6 ‘Granite Rapids’ 6900P-series models

Intel has launched its high-performance Xen 6 ‘Granite Rapids’ 6900P-series models, featuring five new processors with 72- to 128-cores.

Zero per cent market share

Intel remains a dominant player in PC gaming due to its majority share in PC processors, but its discrete graphics presence has vanished into a puff of smoke.

Likely to stay that way until the 2030s

Flying within the US will be a little third world until the 2030s because the FAA has not bothered to upgrade its air traffic control equipment, according to government accountants.

If only people checked this stuff

Software fixes now account for over 20 per cent of car recalls, according to DeMayo Law's analysis of a decade's National Highway Traffic Safety Administration data.

38,366,479 concurrent players at once

Steam has set a new record with 38,366,479 concurrent players online.

Reboot of x86 architecture making it more Zenish

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn, claiming that Chipzilla is planning a major reboot of its x86 architecture to make it a little more like its rival AMD.