
Voice assistants were too dumb says Microsoft boss
Siri, Alexa and Cortana never reached full potential
After years of telling us that the Internet of Things powered by voice activated assistants were going to be a big thing, Big Tech is finally admitting that they were too dumb to do what was claimed.

Musk blocked from putting chips in people’s brains
Shedloads of tests still need to be done
Elon [look at me] Musk’s plans to install chips into everyone’s brains have been set back by those pesky government officials who have a few questions about how he planned to do it.

Xiaomi releases wireless AR Glasses
Beats Apple to the punch
Xiaomi has been showing off its wireless AR glasses prototype.

Wearable fitness and wellness trackers could kill you
Interfere with implanted cardiac devices
Wearable fitness and wellness trackers could interfere with some implanted cardiac devices, according to a study.

South Australian council forced to reassure ratepayers it is not using 5G to kill them
Smart city plans are not drawn up by lizard people
A South Australian council has been forced to refute a bizarre panic amongst its citizens who have been convinced it is under the control of lizard people who want to install 5G towers to kill them or control their minds.