Just as well we are pure and holy.

The maker of tech that became famous by stealing ideas from other companies and claiming it invented them says it is terrible when other companies create chaos while doing that.

As smartphone market dips

While many smartphone manufacturers are seeing shipments slow, a chunk of Apple dipped by nearly a quarter, according to its latest financial results.

Protect privacy

The supreme dalek of the Apple cargo cult, CEO Tim Cook, has called for more government regulation to protect privacy.

A cooking apple

US president Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump seems to be having a spot of confusion about who is in charge of the fruity cargo cult Apple.

Not the tax dodging one the other one

Apple's chief executive Tim Cook has called for regulation to tackle the "shadow economy" of data brokers.

What you should do if you are snaking toward doom

Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided to give its CEO Tim Cook a bonus for not coming up with a plan to save its iPhone cash cow.

They are not even using Genius bars

Apple supreme Dalek Tim Cook has found another reason why Apple sales are falling – those evil users are repairing their old phones.

I know I am normally banging on about privacy but…

Apple’s supreme Dalek Tim Cook has been called out over his company’s privacy hypocrisy after singing the praises of a multibillion-dollar search deal with Google.

Comment: Two tax dodgers have a handbag war over morality

Fruity cargo cult Apple is trying to take the moral high ground against Facebook and neither side really understand that they should be shutting their mouths and staying quiet.

Does it have to keep copying us?

The software king of the world, Microsoft, is starting to hassle Apple for its lack of originality.