… and so we were saved

Software king of the world Microsoft has penned an update which is so good it looks down on less useful software from Apple.

Too much data gathering

Software king of the world Microsoft is about to face a kicking from the European Union over its 'large scale and covert' gathering of people's info via Office.

Rumours suggest

Microsoft is planning to release a disk free version of the Xbox One as early as next spring.

Shipping on November 20th

Microsoft Store has finally put the Surface Go with LTE up for pre-order on its page with a price of $679, and it will ship on November 20th.

Although it is mid-November

It took them a bit longer than normal but Microsoft has now finally released the Windows 10 October 2018 Update which adds support for DirectX Raytracing, the new Dark Mode, smaller/faster update, as well as some other features and updates.

Only been in charge for a year

Corporate Vice President of Cortana Javier Soltero is calling it quits after being in charge of Cortana for less than a year.

Piracy everywhere

Microsoft has announced the results of an investigation into Asian software piracy and noticed that there is a huge uptick in theft.

Staff worry about doing evil if they help the Republic

Software Empire Microsoft is at odds with its staff over a move to sign up for the DoD’s defence contract (Jedi).

New patent shows Apple’s next new super cool innovation

The inventor of the modern tablet, Microsoft, is working on a a new hybrid dual-screen Microsoft Surface device that blurs the lines between phone and tablet.

Microsoft clamps down on horrifying search results

Software King of the World Microsoft has discovered that its Bing search engine had a nasty habit of favouring neo-Nazi conspiracy stories when dealing with sensitive race issues.