Brussels admits its cookie monster was a disaster
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Eurocrats want to kill off those annoying banners

The EU finally seems to have twigged that its infamous cookie law turned the internet into a pop-up purgatory and now wants to bin it.

Intel goes begging to Apple
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Hopes Job’s Mob can bail it out of financial quagmire

Troubled Chipzilla is reportedly rattling the tin at the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple, hoping the iPhone maker might toss a few billion its way to keep the lights on at Intel Foundry Services.

Apple threatens the EU
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25 September 2025

Apple threatens the EU


Job’s Mob tells Brussels to bin Big Tech law or else

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has demanded Brussels scrap the Digital Markets Act, claiming the rules are costing it money and ruining the fun for its fanboys.

TD SYNNEX insists AI will save the channel
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Distributor claims partners must blend hype with “resilient frameworks”

TD SYNNEX reckons artificial intelligence is the cure for everything from talent shortages to macroeconomic malaise.

Qualcomm releases new Snapdragons
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Cristiano Amon insists AI will make everything about you

Qualcomm boss Cristiano Amon took to the stage yesterday to announce that his outfit’s latest chips are not just silicon but the start of a revolution. According to him every device you own is about to become an “ecosystem of you.”