Asus brags that its pricey ROG Ally is selling like hot chips
High-end handhelds vanish
Asus has joined the parade of companies waving quarterly numbers at investors, and its chief financial officer, Nick Wu, used the Q3 2025 call to gush about the latest ROG Ally machines, which were launched last month, with Microsoft’s Xbox crew lurking in the background.
Apple flubs its own AI support list
Manages to confuse everyone with one tiny edit
Someone at the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has been tinkering with its Apple Intelligence pages again, and the result is the usual delightfully shambolic mess.
Brussels lines up Alphabet for another kicking
EU watchdogs reckon Google has been fiddling with news rankings again
Brussels is sharpening its knives for Alphabet with a fresh probe into how Google ranks news outlets in search results.
Oracle spooks markets with AI binge
Heavy debts rattle investors already twitchy about runaway AI spending
Oracle has taken a wallop as tech stocks and bonds tank, landing far harder than its Big Tech pals thanks to its colossal borrowing spree to muscle into the AI circus, which has rattled the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street something fierce.
Amazon and Microsoft backs chip limits as Nvidia gets squeezed
Fancy first dibs on AI silicon
Brown box shifter Amazon is standing next to the software King of the World, Microsoft, in cheering new US laws that would clip Nvidia’s exports to China.