
Activision finally admits to AI-generated content
Call of Duty has used it for ages
After years of fan speculation, Activision has officially confirmed that AI-generated content has been used in Call of Duty—and players aren’t the least bit shocked.

Qualcomm and Google team up to make smartphones last longer
Eight years
Qualcomm and Google are teaming up to extend the life of a smartphone to eight years.

Warner Bros Discovery shutters three studios
Kills off Wonder Woman
Warner Bros Discovery has swung the axe on its gaming division, shutting down three studios and scrapping its highly anticipated Wonder Woman game.

Apple stands up to MAGA
Will not get rid of its diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) programmes
Apple shareholders have defied the growing backlash against diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) programmes, rejecting a “conservative think tank” proposal that the fruity cargo cult should take a step to the right.

UK firms look to hybrid storage
Wasabi notes cloud is getting too spicy
UK businesses are rethinking their cloud strategies as unpredictable fees push budgets to the brink, with 44 per cent now opting for a hybrid approach that combines on-premises and cloud solutions.

Elon Musk’s empire teeters as stock gets hammered
Protesters smell blood
Tesla stock is tanking, and a new protest movement, Tesla Takedown, is ensuring the world notices.

Intel puts ASML’s NA machines to work
Twice as reliable
Troubled Chipzilla has officially put ASML’s next-generation high-numerical-aperture (NA) lithography machines to work and early results show they are already twice as reliable as previous models.

Vole drops more Intel CPUs
Tightens the screws on Windows 11
Software King of the World, Microsoft has updated its CPU compatibility list for Windows 11 24H2, officially cutting off pre-11th-generation Intel processors for OEMs building new PCs.

Musk’s own AI censored
Will not point out that he spreads misinformation
Grok, the AI assistant made by Elon [Roman Salute] Musk’s artificial intelligence firm, was programmed not to use sources that said he and his bestie Donald [Hamburger Eating Surrender Monkey] Trump was responsible for spreading misinformation.

Apple plans to invest $500 billion in the United States
Only while Trump is in charge
Fruity cargo cult Apple has announced a $500 billion plan to keep US president Donald [hamburger eating surrender monkey] Trump sweet while he is office.