Macron tries to blame video games for riots
Published in Gaming


It can't possibly have anything to do with me

In a desperate attempt to blame something else other than his own government or police, French President, Emmanuel Macron is trying to pin video games for the spread of violence in France.

Gamer sentenced for swatting Ubisoft's Montreal office
Published in Gaming


Banned from the game so called the cops 

A Tom Clancy Rainbow Six Siege gamer who called in a fake emergency to Ubisoft's Montreal office was sentenced this week to three years of community service, according to The Montreal Gazette.

Boffin who pulled power from air said it was an accident
Published in News


Only wanted to make a simple humidity sensor but forgot to plug in the power 

A boffin whose team discovered a way of creating electricity from thin air has admitted that it was an accidental discovery.

Google claims "quantum supremacy"
Published in News
Monday, 10 July 2023 10:54

Google claims "quantum supremacy"


You will all be exterminated 

Google is once again claiming to be the first company to achieve "quantum supremacy" with its machines able to things that it would take a supercomputer 47 years to match. 

Reddit loses key spam defence
Published in News
Monday, 10 July 2023 10:42

Reddit loses key spam defence


Quitting because of the management’s "antagonistic actions"

Reddit’s key defence against rogue submission and comment bots which monitors 3,650 subreddits is joining the exodus away from the site. 

AI fails at being an editor
Published in AI
Monday, 10 July 2023 10:39

AI fails at being an editor


Would be fired on first day

Cash-hungry media barons who thought they would save a bob or two by using AI instead of real reporters found themselves on the receiving end of content which could have been written in crayon by a three year old.

RTX 4060 Ti out on 18 July
Published in News
Friday, 07 July 2023 11:35

RTX 4060 Ti out on 18 July


Rumour 

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that the RTX 4060 Ti, with its increased memory buffer, is scheduled to hit the shelves on 18 July.

Intel kills off the last of the Cascade Lake Xeons
Published in PC Hardware

Rome conquered

Intel has pulled the plug on the last of its Cascade Lake Xeon processors after years of competition from AMD's EPYC Rome lineup.

Meta's Twitter rival scores 30 million sign-ups
Published in News


Even a Zuckerberg offering is better than Musk

After surpassing 10 million sign-ups in the first seven hours, Meta's new Twitter rival, Threads, has reached a new milestone: 30 million sign-ups in less than 24 hours. 

Emojis are contractually binding
Published in News
Friday, 07 July 2023 11:03

Emojis are contractually binding


At least in Canada

A Saskatchewan judge says an emoji can amount to a contractual agreement and ordered a farmer to pay more than $82,000 for not delivering product to a grain buyer after responding to a text message with a thumbs-up image.