Drop under its umbrella 

Corsair is buying a mechanical keyboard company Drop.

Tame Apple press wants its party tickets

Apple is preparing to launch its first M3 Apple Silicon Macs in October and the Tame Apple Press is already bugging Jobs' Mob to hold a big party where they can surrender their credibily by jumping up and down cheering like baboons on crack. 

I am an enchanter people call me TIM 

The Italian telco which once nearly bought Apple is running aground.

Given it thought Brexit was a good idea... 

DeepMind co-founder Mustafa Suleyman says that for the UK to become an AI superpower, it needs to change a bit of its thinking.

Looks like people realised it was just another way of giving Meta their data

Despite being the fastest-growing online platform in history, applications to Meta's Threads site appear to be slowing.

Lost half of its advertising revenue and has huge debts

Thinking man’s Prosciutto Elon [look at me] Musk has admitted that he has nearly run the social notworking site Twitter into the ground.

Hopes its 3nm chip manufacturing process will win back clients

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that Samsung’s new 3nm chip manufacturing process is ready to claw back clients it lost to TSMC.

Battery market is the biggest buyer

The global carbon nanotube (CNT) market size is projected to reach USD 2.3 billion by 2028 from USD 1.1 Billion in 2023 at a CAGR of 14.6 per cent  between 2023 and 2028.

They are almost as bad as Italian or Bulgarian drivers

A Cisco Talos security researcher said the number of malicious Microsoft drivers in the wild could number in the thousands.

Lam Research Shanghaid 

After a 13-year legal battle, semiconductor equipment giant Advanced Micro-Fabrication Equipment of China (AMEC) has won an intellectual property infringement case against US competitor Lam Research.