Twitter accidentally rebrands as “er.”
Published in News


Proves to be the X rated disaster you expect

Elon [look at me] Musk’s moves to provide Twitter with the rebrand that no one wanted to show his true management genius in such a glorious light, fans rushed to the interweb to praise it.

AMD denies ditching TSMC for Samsung
Published in PC Hardware
Monday, 24 July 2023 11:27

AMD denies ditching TSMC for Samsung


Samsung orders were not ours

AMD CEO Lisa Su has denied that her outfit placed a shedload of orders with Samsung for its new 4nm process.

Nvidia’s arrogance costs it
Published in Graphics
Monday, 24 July 2023 11:17

Nvidia’s arrogance costs it


GeForce RTX 4060 Ti 16 GB price drops

The German retailer Mindfactory has discounted the GeForce RTX 4060 Ti 16 GB and many observers see it as the price of Nvidia’s hubris.

Cerebras Systems and G42 network nine AI supercomputers
Published in AI


Proves the existance of rice pudding before it is switched on 

Cerebras Systems and G42 have introduced the Condor Galaxy project, a network of nine interconnected supercomputers designed for AI model training with a combined performance of 36 FP16 ExaFLOPs.

Tame Apple Press claims supply shortage for iPhone 15 Pro and iPhone 15 Pro Max
Published in Mobiles


Start queuing now for your $1500 phone with marginal improvements

The Tame Apple Press appears to have started a rumour that the iPhone 15 Pro and iPhone 15 Pro Max will be in short supply.

Putin declares special military operation on Apple
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Apple gear banned because it is insecure

 Thousands of top Russian officials and state employees have reportedly been banned from using iPhones and other Apple products over concerns they could serve as surreptitious spying tools for Western intelligence agencies.

US coppers use AI to tell if you are committing a crime
Published in AI


All in your driving 

US coppers are using AI and a database of 1.6 billion license plate records collected over the last two years to check if people are using their cars to commit crimes.

Musk wants to replace Twitter with X
Published in News
Monday, 24 July 2023 09:47

Musk wants to replace Twitter with X


Wants to get into a better position with X

 Elon [look at me] Musk announced plans to ditch Twitter's bird logo for an "X" which the business genius thinks will solve all the company’s problems. 

Apple will ban FaceTime and iMessage from the UK
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Unless the UK government does what it is told.

Apple says it will remove services such as FaceTime and iMessage from the UK unless the government does what it is told and back down on investigating Apple’s security.

TSMC cant find enough skilled workers in Arizona
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Cactus and tumbleweeds can’t do advanced processes, and the coyotes are busy with roadrunners

TSMC says that it needs more skilled workers to open its Arizona facility on time, and mass chip production will have to wait until 2025.