Charles Martinet retires

For decades, Charles Martinet voiced the iconic video game character Mario in Nintendo's popular series, but now he is giving it all up.

Place your bids

SoftBank's Arm has filed for a Nasdaq listing under the imaginative ticker symbol "ARM."

Thanks to AI, old trains will be redundent 

The IBM Institute for Business Value claims that 40 per cent of the world’s workers will need to be retrained within the next three years to cope with the changes of AI to their workloads.

Removable  

Lenovo's handheld gaming device, the "Legion Go," will have "Switch-style detachable controllers,"  according to a leak uncovered by Windows Report. 

Dead stars are finding it easier to get work

James Dean has been cast as the star in a new, upcoming movie" despite suffering a disability where he lacks all seven requirements for biological life.

Luna 25 a smear on the surface

That nice Mr Putin’s attempt to show Russian technological superiority by returning to the moon while fighting an unpopular war seems to have gone the same way.

You must come to the office, but we will not say why it is a good idea

Amazon’s cloud computing division, which you would think would have an idea that working from home is a good thing, is squaring off against its employees by using magical management words which are fooling no one.

Cheeses saves

Italian producers of parmesan cheese are fighting against imitations by installing edible microchips.

Hades has been cancelled

Gaming Chromebooks codenamed Hades with a dedicated GeForce RTX 4050 GPU have been sent to the underworld and are unlikely to be ever seen or heard of again.

Despite being cheaper and more advanced

Chinese electric vehicle makers are turning out cheaper and more advanced products, but they might find it difficult to get into the European market.