iPhone 15 has yet another flaw
More crackling than Italian porchetta
After Apple fixed the problem with its overpriced iPhone 15s overheating, users are complaining about another problem.
Intel plans to spin off its programmable chip business
Intel will retain a majority stake
Intel said it will treat its programmable chip unit as a standalone business and wants to spin it off through an IPO in two to three years.
German PC market set to grow next year
But expect misery for the rest of this year
Beancounters at IDC have been consulting their Tarot cards and reached the conclusion that the German PC market will continue declining in the third quarter of 2023, at a year-on-year rate of 6.2 per cent but will get better next year.
Apple refuses to fix $17,000 gold watch
You get what you pay for... oh
Fruity cargo cult Apple has proved that it gives its customers with money a special service by refusing to fix those who shelled out $17,000 to buy its 18-karat gold Apple Watch.
Tame Apple Press tries to take the Heat off Apple
Claims Apple is being taken down by the Democratic party illuminati
The Tame Apple Press has been rushing to defend its favourite company from allegations that it is backing kiddie fiddlers with its “strong privacy protections” on the iPhone.
HMD Global launches new Nokia phone made in Hungary
Nokia brand moves to Europe
HMD Global, the phone maker and marketer behind the Nokia mobile phone brand, has launched its very first smartphone manufactured in Europe.
Japanese build giant robot based on cartoon
Cost $3 million and is set to destroy Tokoyo soon
After getting tired of waiting for a monster to flatten Tokoyo, a startup Tsubame Industries has developed a 4.5-meter-tall, four-wheeled robot modeled after the "Mobile Suit Gundam" from the Japanese animation series.
Crime prediction software is useless
Tarot cards are more accurate
Crime predictions generated for the police department in Plainfield, New Jersey, rarely lined up with reported crimes, according to an analysis by The Markup.
Microsoft finding it easier to get Nvidia cards
Shortage for AI project tight but not as bad
Software King of the World Microsoft has said that it is getting a lot easier to get its paws on the Nvidia cards it needs for its AI project.
Japanese city brings in robot wolves to fight bears
Only a matter of time before they destroy Tokyo.
The city of Takikawa is so concerned about bear attacks that it is installing packs of robot wolves to fight them off.