Sony admits PS5 is past its prime
Published in Gaming
Thursday, 15 February 2024 09:54

Sony admits PS5 is past its prime


Headed for the old folks home

Sony has yet to reach its sales target for the PS5 and says it will focus on making more money from the console as it nears its fourth birthday.

AI lovers are data thieves, says Mozilla
Published in AI
Thursday, 15 February 2024 09:33

AI lovers are data thieves, says Mozilla


They will boil your bunny 

AI girlfriends and boyfriends are not your mates and are only with you to harvest your data, warned Mozilla’s Misha Rykov from the firm's *Privacy Not Included project.

Apple fanboys return their Vision Pros
Published in News
Wednesday, 14 February 2024 13:24

Apple fanboys return their Vision Pros


Even we are not that stupid

Apple fanboys are returning their Vision Pro devices just two weeks after buying them because they are expensive rubbish.

Apple in hot water
Published in News
Wednesday, 14 February 2024 11:55

Apple in hot water


Beeper Mini fiasco bubbles up again

Republican Commissioner Brendan Carr is demanding the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) probe into Apple’s swift shutdown of Beeper Mini, the cheeky app that dared to bring iMessage to Android.

Cloudflare beats Sable in patent war
Published in News
Wednesday, 14 February 2024 10:42

Cloudflare beats Sable in patent war


Patent war over 

Cloudflare has beaten Sable networks in a court battle over patents owned by the defunct “flow-based router” firm, Caspian Networks. 

Nvidia’s big cheese pokes fun at OpenAI’s price tag
Published in News


Handbags at dawn 

In a cheeky jibe at the World Governments Summit in Dubai, Nvidia’s head honcho, Huang, had a right laugh when asked how many GPU chips one could nab with a few trillion quid.

Apple escapes EU regulation on iMessenger
Published in News
Wednesday, 14 February 2024 10:21

Apple escapes EU regulation on iMessenger


EU believes that no one sane uses it 

Fruity cargo cult Apple has escaped a crackdown by the EU over its iMessage service, believing that the product is not a serious rival for anyone.

Mozzarella Foundation fires more of its Pandas
Published in News
Wednesday, 14 February 2024 10:04

Mozzarella Foundation fires more of its Pandas


But don’t worry the senior management jobs are safe

Less than a week after naming Laura Chambers as interim CEO, Firefox's maker Mozilla said it is cutting about 60 jobs or five per cent of its red pandas.

Nvidia’s CUDA faces a worthy foe
Published in Graphics
Wednesday, 14 February 2024 09:53

Nvidia’s CUDA faces a worthy foe


AMD’s stealthy gambit

AMD has made a significant move in the world of GPU software development by introducing a solution that bridges the gap between its ROCm technology and NVIDIA’s CUDA binaries.

Web Monetisation is a go
Published in News
Wednesday, 14 February 2024 09:40

Web Monetisation is a go


Micro-Payments being prepared on Chrome

The Chromium team is prototyping Web Monetization—the secret sauce that could have websites dancing to a new tune.