ChatGPT is better at lying than humans
When it comes to writing medical research AI is mendacem facimus ignis anhelat
A top bone doctor has been testing ChatGPT's ability to research and publish medical papers and found that it was a two-bit cheating liar.
Apple tells fanboys not to serve iPhones in rice
iPhone sushi is not an approved technology solution
Fruity cargo cult Apple has been forced to tell its rather stupid fanboys that sticking their expensive iPhones in a bed of rice will not be good for their health.
Vole plots Nvidia knifing
New network card on Maia AI chip
Software King of the World, Microsoft is plotting a new network card to boost its Maia AI server chip and cut its ties with chip maker Nvidia.
Neural sleuths and cyber wristbands
Meta mystery unfolds
Meta maestro Mark Zuckerberg says he plans to release a wristband humming with neural secrets to revolutionise the digital underworld.
Apple moves Vision Pro team to sort out foldable flop
Failure meets vapourware in custard's last stand
Fruity cargo cult Apple is so proud of its Vision Pro team, which made an expensive product which is being returned, it has shifted them to sorting out its foldable phone flop mess.
UK Post Office scandal might have been a sequel
Earlier software problems also jailed Post Masters
After the public outcry over the Post Office Horizon scandal, there are worries over an earlier system that came before the dodgy software popped up. Just like with Horizon, the Post Office nicked and punished sub-postmasters with mysterious gaps in its Capture system.
Samsung bags first order for 2nm chip
Leaves TSMC in the dust
Samsung is the first big player to land an order for a chip made with a 2nm process.
Chipzilla caught cheating on benchmarks
SPEC throws Poe and says, "Nevermore"
The Standard Performance Evaluation Corporation (SPEC), which keeps fair and honest benchmarks for computing chips, has chucked out more than 2,600 results for Chipzilla Xeon chips.
Microsoft tinkers with Windows for AMD AI
Preparing Task Manager for the AI onslaught
Software King of the World, Microsoft seems to be gearing up for the inevitable rise of hardware-accelerated local AI tools and is tinkering with Windows software to play nice with AMD’s AI chips.
Nintendo's new Switch delayed
But at least not half-baked
Word on the street is Nintendo's next console might be fashionably late to the party, with whispers suggesting its Switch 2 won't grace our living rooms until early 2025.