Only 800 people will be effected

A French court has mandated Google, Cloudflare, and Cisco to modify their DNS resolvers to block about 117 pirate sports streaming domains, as part of Canal+'s anti-piracy measures. This includes deindexing the sites from search results.

20 per cent unsupported

Lansweeper has warned about the widespread use of outdated Microsoft SQL Server versions in enterprises.

App store will be a test case

Apple, the fruity cargo cult, is likely to be the first to be caned under the EU’s shiny new digital laws to take on Big Tech titans.

Being creative with the truth

After arriving late to the AI race, the fruity cargo cult Apple has admitted its Apple intelligence will always tell lies.

Reinstates anti-censorship add-ons

Big Cheeses at the Mozzarella Foundation have decided to reinstate Firefox add-ons that the Kremlin had banned earlier this week in Russia.

Edward Snowden loses it

A retired U.S. Army general and ex-director of the NSA, Paul Nakasone, has joined OpenAI as the latest addition to its board.

Virtually Integrated Citizen wants to be the next mayor

In Cheyenne, Wyoming, a new chap has thrown his hat into the political ring – and he’s not even human.

Apparently it is what Linux fanboys always wanted

After mocking Windows Blue Screens of Death for decades, it seems that Linux fanboys actually wanted one—and now Linux 6.10 will finally bring them one.

Poor and potentially illegal warranty practices

ASUS has agreed "to overhaul its customer support and warranty systems” after it was revealed that it was using poor and "potentially illegal" warranty practices for its 2.2 million subscribers.

Served up his messages from prostitutes for her to read

An Apple fanboy is suing his favourite company for £5 million after his wife divorced him after reading messages he sent to prostitutes and thought he had deleted reappeared.